If you purchase a casino logo polo shirt for $50 then go gamble and lose your ass!........you might be a Jackoff.

If you allow your kids to wear casino tee shirts to school every day...you just might be a jackoff

If you would rather play a nickel a hand during the LIVE 911 attacks when we had TV's in the pit ........you might be a Jackoff you ******* piece of shit flea.

If you as a 6'5" white guy and you only date those 5' tall Asian blackjack dealers........you might be a Jackoff.

If you talk your kids into a career in the casino business.........you might be a Jackoff.

If you quit college to become a casino dealer because the money is so good........you might be a Jackoff.

If you eat beans on your break knowing full well they make you fart all night........you might be a Jackoff.

When you keep asking stupid questions during one of those pre-shift meetings just to hear yourself talk.........you might be a Jackoff.

You tell "Bubba & Willie" two of the biggest drug dealing pimps "Good evening gentleman, nice to see you".........you might be a Jackoff.

When you ask "My, that cigar smells good, what is it?".........you might be a Jackoff.

When you deal two full time jobs 80 hrs a week, and gamble on what little time off you have.........you might be a Jackoff.

If you never toke the dealer but tell him to smile more.........you might be a Jackoff.

If you come back from break late and say "I had to eat.".........you might be a Jack off.

If you smoke and act all surprised when the dealers are gagging and you say " is this bothering you?.........you might be a Jackoff

If you bet $25 or more for yourself and $1 for me and make a big deal about how George your are.........you might be a Jack off.

If you get a marker for more than $1000 and play Nickels..........you might be a Jackoff.

If you have ever walked up to a dead game and said "You look bored, let me give you something to do.".........you might be a Jackoff.

If you go to the cage to cash out every time you get a few green chips in your pocket..........you might be a Jackoff.

If you change more than 1 $20 bill in 20 min..........you might be a Jackoff.

If you buy in $10 and ask why the cocktail waitress hasn't served you yet..........you might be a Jackoff.

If you tip the cocktail waitress but not the dealers..........you might be a Jackoff.

If you cant pay your own dealer bet..........you might be a Jackoff.

If you think that juice makes you a better dealer, you just might be a jackoff!!!

if you think that juice makes you a better supervisor..........you might be a Jackoff.

If you earn $85K/year and complain about how little the tokes where yesterday..........you might be a Jackoff.

If you get to the cage before your toke envelope does..........you might be a Jackoff.

If you earn $85K/year and complain about how little the tokes where yesterday..........you might be a Jackoff.

If you get to the cage before your toke envelope does..........you might be a Jackoff.

If you think I care about how you dealt when you where a break in..........you might be a Jackoff.

If you keep the table min so high no one will play but you won't offer the dealers an EO..........you might be a Jackoff.

If you have to go to the sports books to cash out your ticket on you break..........you might be a Jackoff.

As a casino dealer, talk in front of your sons high school class on career day..........you might be a Jackoff.

If you work as a supervisor for coast resorts..........you might be a Jackoff. - Strike that.....YOU ARE A JACKOFF!!

If you really believe that dealers will 'go for their own' in Las Vegas again.........you might be a Jackoff.

If you are afraid to learn to deal dice..........you might be a Jackoff.

If you are promoted to floor supervisor and you don't know dice.........you might be a Jackoff.

If you all you can talk about is sports and never talk about women.........you might be a Jackoff.

If you like dealing at the IP........you might be a Jackoff.

If you prefer to deal in local casinos because "I like it when I know all the players"........you might be a Jackoff.

If you ask a dealer ON A DEAD GAME "how is the table going" and he replies "not very good" and you ignore the advice, play anyway and lose your ass!........you might be a Jackoff.

You ARE a jackoff when you you play let it ride wearing a Yankees jacket and cap during the world series game seven vs Diamondbacks in '01......GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

If you visit Las Vegas wearing your "Harvey's Automotive Shop" (Norman, Oklahoma) tee shirt........you might be a Jackoff.

If you keep reminding the floor on Three Card Poker, "that was another $20 I just bought in for"........you might be a Jackoff.

If you give your family gifts from the slot club for Christmas.....you just might be a jackoff

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